Saturday, December 10, 2011

copy of opening day + Mr. Hand




(FSN take? - Kubiak would be crazy to start Foster unless he is fully healed. Soft tissue injuries are not worth the risk, especially in light of the fact that Manning is OUT for the Colts & that two healthy backups [Ward & Tate], are capable of filling in... Arian Foster owners better start thinking about plan B, whereas Owen Daniels & Andre Johnson owners are probably looking good)...
  • 9/8 (update) When asked whether he'll play Sunday, Arian Foster answered, "I don't know." Foster will be a game-time decision.
- Other famous "I don't know's" in history -



Mr Hand to Jeff Spicoli: "Will I pass this class Mr. Hand?... I don't know..."


- TOP 10 LIST OF 'I DON'T KNOW'S' THIS WEEK IN FANTASY FOOTBALL -
  • Will Todd Haley actually call more plays to T. Jones than Jamaal Charles?... I don't know...
  • Will Matthew Stafford suffer a season ending injury?... I don't know...
  • Will Michael Vick take more sacks than Jay Cutler?... I don't know...
  • Will Chris Johnson need an IV at halftime in Jacksonville... I don't know...
  • Will the "Teleprompter in Chief's" pre-game pre-empting speech actually start on time?... I don't know... (the FSN sportsbook over/under is 13 minutes late)...
  • Will Ron Jaworski say "National Football League" more than 9,289 times on the MNF telecast?... I don't know...
  • Will Merrill Hoge be starting 9 "factor backs" (& 5 "factor back" bench players) on his fantasy lineup?... I don't know...
  • Will the people who are 'laying' 9.5 points to the Colts (with the Texans), because Kerry Collins is at QB, wake up after the end of the 1st quarter & find themselves in a 21-0 hole (as it was the last time Kerry Collins faced the Texans... http://espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=301219010...? I don't know...
  • Will people who were 'tweeting' last year about Jay Cutler QUITTING in the NFC Championship game vs. the Packers, & 'laying' 3 points ON THE ROAD to the Falcons here, forget that it was the Falcons who QUIT vs. the Packers just the week before in the Georgia Dome?... I don't know...
  • Will NBC air so much SYRUPY/SUGAR COATED '(9/11)' nostalgia in the Sunday Night Pregame to the Jets/Cowboys that you'll require a visit to the dentist on Monday Morning?... I don't know (actually - I DO know the answer to that one)...
-BONUS 'I DON'T KNOW' -

  • Will the 'Bin Laden Killer in Chief' PRE-EMPT Sunday Night Football to remind the nation that he... he alone... got Bin Laden (with one hand tied behind his back)... & that Bin Ladens corpse is now somewhere at the bottom of the Indian Ocean after full ceremonial burial (according to Sharia custom) so that no fluffy or otherwise cute animals were harmed in the process)... 


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Will somebody please tell 'Caesar' that the Romans get restless when politicians PREEMPT the gladiatior games in the Colosseum?

President's Speech Punts NFL Pregame Show To Cable

"Due to President Obama's speech scheduled for Sept. 8, NBC's NFL pregame show will now be carried by NBCUniversal cable channels Versus,USA, Syfy and G4, as well as NFL Network. NFL Kickoff 2011..."

http://www.bnet.com/news-analysis/media/presidents-speech-punts-nfl-pregame/108053

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NOT TO NEGLECT


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